Horatio Lee Jenkins

The Legendary Musical Hero Horatio Lee Jenkins Has A Wonderful Story To Tell. The Lord Blessed Him With The Ability To Out-Drink Any Man. He Used That Ability To Do A Great Service For The Good People Of This World. One Day The Devil Himself Challenged Horatio To A Drinking Contest. The Devil Is A Sissy And Weakling. Horatio Taught Him A Lesson That Night And Then Wrote An Amazing Song About It. That Song Is Called "Drunker Than Satan" And Now The Whole World Is Singing The Sh!t Out Of It! Horatio Lee Jenkins Also Released Such Inspirational Masterpieces As "Oh Sh!t I Don't Feel So Good" "Girl This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You" And From The World's Most Potent Heterosexual Himself An Uplifting Anthem Of Hope Acceptance And Unconditional Christian Love "It's Okay To Be Gay". All Of These Epic Gems Can Be Found On His Groundbreaking EP "Drunker Than Satan". HELL YEAH!! Drunkerthansatan.Com read less