Goryhole

Death Metal Band From Boston MA. Started Late 2009 Broke Up March 2010. An EMT Named Andrew Recently Arrived At A Gnarly Scene. A Dead Clown Was Splattered All Over The Ground-- From The Looks Of It The Clown Ingested Some Sort Of Explosives And Committed Suicide In The Most Extreme Way Possible. The Other Medical Personnel And Law Enforcement At The Scene Immediately Determined That There Was No Hope Here The Clown Was Long Dead. Andrew Ignored Them And Grabbed His Med-Kit And Began To Try And Reassemble The Clown. He Furiously Jammed One Bloody Part Into Another Leaned In Toward The Clown's Burned Lips And Gave Mouth To Mouth. He Jammed Needles Into What He Was Pretty Sure Was An Arm And Injected A Secret Cocktail To Bring The Clown Back. Suddenly A Fountain Of Blood Was Blown From The Clowns Mouth As It Started Gasping For Breath. Andrew Brought Something Back To Life But This Thing Looked Like It Crawled Out Of A Grave From Stephen King's Pet Semetery. The Clown Grabbed At Andrew And Pulled Him Close To His Blood Soaked Charred Lips And Said "Give My Gory Hole A Kiss Baby" And That's How Three Quarters Of Cirque De Carne Were Transformed Into Goryhole. read less